Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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