Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
worst night to have a conscience
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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