Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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