i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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