so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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