have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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