you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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