The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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