:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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