I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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