Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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