They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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