sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We have started to decorate penises.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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