You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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