she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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