Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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