***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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