Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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