i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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