do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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