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• (850): View more from Florida

  come over anyways, right now, right this second

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  it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying

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  wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Walk of Shame time yet?

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  Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte

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• (914): View more from New York

  But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...

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