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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

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  so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

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  Thats gay

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"

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  And sadly I did.

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• (516): View more from New York

  no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?

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  Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.

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  ...... wtf.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?

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• (661): View more from California

  I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.

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