So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.