Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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