Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I understand Curling. That high.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She swung at the pinata with crutches
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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