Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i think i just lost a toe
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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