last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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