Well apparently he's into motor boating.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Did I show you my penis last night?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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