They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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