It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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