I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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