"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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