she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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