I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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