hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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