Christians are straight up FREAKS
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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