What should our trivia night team be named?
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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