I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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