I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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