Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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