You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
