If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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