i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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