time to smoke my breakfast
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He did a backflip because drugs
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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