She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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