do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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