my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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