That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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