I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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