Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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