She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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