1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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