Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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