My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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