That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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