I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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