Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Ketchup is God's man juice
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
