I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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